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andsosyourdad wrote in tardis_caps Aug 01, 2010 22:16

TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO TEACH THE CLASS ABOUT SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS AND HOW TO NOT GET PREGNANT.

DON'T HAVE SEX.SCHOOL SYSTEMS HAVE RECENTLY STARTED GIVING OUT CONDOMS AND I OFFICIALLY DO NOT APPROVE. IT IS DANGEROUS ENOUGH HOLDING HANDS. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG SEMEN LASTS EXPOSED OUTSIDE OF A TIMELORD BODY? EIGHTEEN YEARS. THAT IS TOO DANGEROUS A ( Read more... )

i am a doctor, hey does this rag smell like chloroform, why don't you have a seat over there, hduhduhduhduhdu, why is no one wearing pants?, ...so you're gay huh, getting in the bitter barn to hay play, no more upgrade no more, ffffffffuuuuu, gtfo ten, no fuck no, rape, i hate you and i hope you die, pure and shit like that, nobody loves me, chemical experiment gone wrong, bitter and alone, timelord victorious semen tm, she wears high heels i wear converse, say whats in this drink, ps they put me on a coin in britain., please stfu, you sucked his what?!

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IT'S COLD OUTSIDE AND EIGHT IS ROMANTIC (LIKE BYRON)

iveremembered wrote in tardis_caps Sep 21, 2009 23:19

I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE THE MASTER ON AN OUTING AGAINST HIS WILL BECAUSE HE WANTS IT! WE ARE GOING TO GO ICE SKATING! ISN'T THAT SO ROMANTIC?!

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eight doesnt remember, the master has a sexy neck, say whats in this drink, eight does remember, your eyes are like starlight

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